If porn doesn’t pan out, there’s always the UFC.
Yes. It is as fun as it looks.
Porn: It’s not a job if you love it.
The fact that I have not yet banged this ass proves there is no justice in the world. VIVA LA PAWG!!!
Normally I don’t eat seafood, buuuuuuuut….
High risk of pink-eye.
You are now seeing my new favorite position…ladies: You’re welcome.
Lips don’t lie.
THIS IS CRAZY!!! (I dunno, I’m tired)
I once did the same thing…to the same chick. True story.
I do NOT condone violence towards women…but this is hilarious.
YOU SICK FUCKS REALLY LIKE ME!!! Thanks guys.
And the winner for Best Cinematography goes to….
I think she’s trying to tell us something…